Background Photo: Nicola
Best text ever.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
this is possibly the best picture in the whole entire world
This is legen- *wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second part is* dary.
reblogging again 4 that caption